Pathetic

Before I add more lads to the Robert Lane Club, a couple of name-drops are in order. Firstly, let me recite my brief conversation with Simon Hughes MP.

RL: Thanks for your time Simon
SH: No worries. Good luck with the career.
RL: You too. *Robert Lane giggles*
SH: *Bemused and slightly offended look*

Secondly let me quote Sir Clive Woodward's whiteboard note:
"Fatigue is the enemy of performance"

Neither of those are particularly funny, I just like name-dropping. Which reminds me, I was talking to Girls Aloud about name-dropping...

Apologies, here's members #33-#35 of the Robert Lane club.

#33 Genius Robert Lane ("Now, if I simply add zis ammonium to ze raccoons nose we vill see a vonderful transformation...)



















#34 Middle of nowhere Robert Lane ("So you folks got a puncture, eh? Weeeell I'm afraid Chuck's garage ain't open again until tomorrow morning, and there ain't no towns you'll be able to reach before nightfall. I'd say you'll have to stay the night here in Creepyville"




















#35 Desktop Robert Lane ("Why don't you on over one evening? We can play Civilisation on my network")