Am I obsessed with myself or just easily distracted?

Probably both. Despite this, I will admit to having put my name into http://www.googlism.com/index.htm
The result is that I've discovered what my namesakes are up to. It seems that...

rob lane is a full member of the institute of occupational safety and health
rob lane is the new general manager of paradise ponds & plantings
rob lane is a partner in the lawlink firm of pitt & moore
rob lane is also a replacement as campbell wigley comes into the starting line
rob lane is on the bench
rob lane is pulling in all his deputies at the navarre branch of the santa rosa county sheriff's office to help out with traffic
rob lane is pleasantly surprised by hitachi's widescreen 3ds
rob lane is growing restless for a change of scenery

Robert Lane is much busier, while Robbie Lane is merely wasting time when he should be working.