Welcome to the club boys

It just occured to me that I'm yet to find a female member of the Robert Lane club. Clearly, that sounds like a foolish statement but there must be a Bobby or something similar - I'll get to it.

Anyway, before I add the next three faces to the Robert Lane club, I would like to record my favourite quote from Celebrity Big Brother this year (I haven't been watching it, I was holding the remote control for a friend).

Michael Barrymore was complaining to Jodie Marsh that he's not a big fan of vegetarians. Marsh waits for Barrymore to walk away before saying "I'm not a big fan of dead people in swimming pools but I don't keep going on about it". Classic.

Anyway here's three more Robert Lanes:

#11) Model Robert Lane ("Could I tempt you to join me for a walk in the park this fall? We can discuss my love of natural woollen scarves and crack cocaine.")



















#12 Can We Fix It Robert Lane ("*Sigh* I'll be honest, it's going be Thursday before I can get a new devalver washer, and that's only if I order it; which I'm unlikely to.")






#13 Happy families Robert Lane ("Now smile kids, we may be trapped in the batcave, but let's look chirpy and maybe he won't kill us all")