Not so keyne

Have you ever spent 5 years preparing for something and then felt like you can't be bothered? Just me then. I'm thinking it's probably only a temporary feeling brought about by visiting Milton Keynes.

It may have also been that the interview was sooooo cringingly bad that I genuinely felt that I was trapped in an episode of Partridge. "Smell my cheese you mother" I shouted as I thrust a big ball of cheese towards the Horizon FM staff and ran out of the station. Unfortunately Lyn wasn't outside to pick me up and get me some Toblerones.

#55 The Wight Brothers Robert Lane ("Jimmy, we need to get you back through the Shrinkmatic 3000 before your mother gets back or she's going to kill me.")




















#56 Muppet Lookalike Robert Lane ("Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck")