Broken promises

Well, I promised myself that I'd make more of an effort, but alas I haven't due mainly to blahblah technical reasons. To make up for it, here are some of the best puns I've seen/heard about recently:
"If you've got the bottle, we've got the solution" (water cooler company)
"We will dye for you" (committed dry cleaners)
"We made a bridge, get over it" (construction company)
That's it, I've left my big stack of Robert Lane photos at home, and my shifts at work are DRIVING. ME. SLOWLY. INSANE. so I'm going to go and stick two pencils up each nostril.