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Just tried typing my name into myspace - that place is a goldmine for fruitcakey namesakes. The excitement of finding such a wealth of weird was a bit much, so I'll have to release them gradually. We've made it to 70 though - where's my cake?

This first Robert Lane, Rev Robert Charles Lane, claims to be a humanist minister. As you can see, he is dressed as a Russian dancer and has persuaded a squirrel to rest on his groin.
#70 Stare contest Robert Lane ("Well I'm not going to be the first one to blink.")




















This second Robert Lane also has a squirrel resting on his groin, but he's been unable to persuade it to sit still.
#71 High Pitched Robert Lane ("Has anyone got any ice?")




















Coming soon...a military special of weird Robert Lanes.

"I've been Robbie Lane"

#68 Journalist Robert Lane ("Well Jim, it really was a tragic murder at the prestigious megacasino...")













#69 Kite Flying Robert Lane ("Sometiiimes when I see my kite flapping up there in the little ol' sky, I think 'Hey, that's me up there, I am the kite and I can fly real high. Daddy said I'd never learn to fly but he was wrong'. I sure showed Daddy. He's not saying I can't fly anymore. In fact, he ain't say much at all anymore.")

Clowning around

#66 So I married a clown Robert Lane ("We first met at a fancy dress party - I was dressed as Gromit, she was dressed as Wallace. Then she grimaced at me and I was smitten.")
















#67 Street Robert Lane ("So it says here that to do the 'Hi-Five' we raise our hands like this and then thrust them towards each other so they slap together. Well that seems simple enough...")

At last...

Finally, I have broadband and so dont...have...to...wait...10 minutes...for...a...picture...to...upload.

#65 Barbie Robert Lane ("Have you met my wife, Maria? I met her in Selfridges a couple of years back - I was just walking by and there she was, looking straight at me. It was love at first sight, she's changed my life. She doesn't say much but then again what would you expect from a mannequin?")