Back and forth

Before some new Robert Lanes, I want to revisit some of my past favourites.

Firstly, #54 a Warhammer fan from Mansfield. I was lucky enough to stumble across his autobiography

It's a great read.












There's also a fascinating article on how he paints his Warhammer

*Must. Resist. Mocking*

Secondly, another look at Robert Lane #60, who I'm becoming a little obsessed with, just because I keep finding new photos of him.














("This is D.E.R.E.K. the world's most powerful computer. With this we could launch a nuclear attack on North Korea while simultaneously controlling every traffic light in the US of A and flying four shuttles to Mars. We're still working on the ability to burn a CD and use Microsoft Word at the same time.")

And here's #62-#64

#62 Baldwin Robert Lane ("Now maybe I didn't marry Kim Basinger or star in a hundred B-movies like my brothers, but I have some very satisfied real estate customers and Mom is really proud.")












#63 Cheer up, it can't be that bad Robert Lane ("The only thing darker than this raincloud ridden sky is my broken heart").












#64 I am not a number Robert Lane ("If no-one else is going to say anything I will, because we're all thinking the same thing. We've been locked in this auction hall for 3 days now without an explanation and all you've done is point guns at us and turn us into numbers. Well I'm sick of it, I am not a number anymore...)




















And finally...

#60 again

Found this rather lovely picture of #60 (Cheery Robert Lane), this time showing off his ability to write gibberish on a whiteboard. If you look carefully you can see the words 'BUM' and 'GOAL' in capital letters. At least, I think it's #60...

#61

#61 And the little one said roll over Robert Lane (in the middle) ("They told us that NHS cutbacks mean that it's one padded cell between three at the moment. It wouldn't be so bad if Derek didn't spend the whole time smearing faeces all over the wall and clucking like a chicken")

Happy happy happy

We were discussing yesterday if you can call it Seasonal Affective Disorder if the sun makes you miserable. Answers on the back of an email.

On that note, I'm making it to 60 with 3 happy looking Robert Lanes.

#58 Chortle Robert Lane (Source of happiness: has made millions by exhibiting his tail at freak shows around the Southern States)









#59 Chuckle Robert Lane (Source of happiness: deputy president of the 34th most popular line dancing group in Kansas)














#60 Cheery Robert Lane (Source of happiness: winner of Kentuckyville Wig of the Year Competition 2003, 2004 and 2006.)